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RICH INSPIRATIONS
PROMISCUOUS POEMS AND TWISTED TALES

WELCOME TO www.THE FIRKIN WEBSITE. COM
I am Richard Palmer, a retired expat living in Paphos, Cyprus.
I write short stories and poems on various subjects and have published
three books available on Amazon and all good book shops around the world.

‘RICH INSPIRATIONS’ promiscuous poems & twisted tales.
‘RICH IMAGINATION’ risque rhymes & tantalising tales.
‘THAT’S RICH’
All books are illustrated with 45 plus photographs & images.
50 Topics per book include love, laughter, life, tears, memories.
Destiny, dreams, danger, dating, dilemma,s, dogs, dementia.
Confessions, cars, cats, call girls, N.H.S, U.K & U.S politics,
​plus much more.

For your enjoyment I have included some poems and short
stories here ​on THE FIRKIN WEBSITE.
Duncan Lamb a superb portrait artist is also featured.


RICH IMAGINATION
​RISQUE RHYMES AND TANTALISING TALES

‘THAT,S RICH’

Published 2020